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Why I’m More Embarrassed by My Nice Camera than By My Crappy TV

Nothing Beats Watching Bad TV

Finding Change in Unsurprising Places

New Year, New Perspective

Getting Serious About Soup

I Believe in Magic (and I Hope You Do)

I’m Scared to Put a Hole in My Wall

I Haven’t Known Where I Am for Over Twelve Years

Valentine’s Day Presents Worth Remembering

The Comforting Joy of Repeat Vacation Destinations

Every Time I Order Coffee at a Restaurant, I Fear the Waitstaff Hates Me

The Best Customer Service Skill is Discretion

Why I’d Never Time Travel

My Forsaken Future as the Best Harmonica Player in the World

Nothing’s More Alluring than that Which May Yet Come

Going Through Life with a Refrigerator Mindset

Reflective Spectrum: Past, Present and Future

The Great Chore Divide: Spring Cleaning Tips for Lazy Homeowners

Graduation Season is Upon Us

Perennials and Broken Fences

My 18-Year-Long Video Game Obsession

Most Hollywood Remakes Are Unnecessary

My Imperfect American Flag

Do Not Disturb: My Complicated History with Headphones

My Love for Small-Town Fairs

The Grass is Always Greener by the Slip ‘N Slide

Nobody Waves Hello in Connecticut

When Superheroes Become Ordinary

Suffering from Seating Anxiety

Air Conditioning Enforcer

Most of My Opinions are Worthless

The Family that Plays Together, Stays Together

A Decade of Dates: Celebrating Ten Years of Dating

My Many Different Trash-Collecting Lifestyles

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Facebook Community Forum

Who Will Tell Me When to Stop Worrying?

You Don’t Really Know a Person Until You’ve Played Cards with Them

I Resent Feeling Contemplative at the Beach

“The Magical Disappearing Properties of Grocery Store Aisles”

Finding a Scarecrow to Call My Own

Defending Moments of Hesitation

I’ve Never Had a Trick-or-Treater on Halloween

The State of Chris Gaffney

A Year of Uncommon Discourse

The Night Before Thanksgiving

Finally, It's Time to Wear My Christmas Sweater Again

The Best Seats in My House are in My Rocking Room

I Never Know When to Run the Dishwasher

Why Craft Beer Snobs Are the Worst

America is Stuck in Middle School

My Light Bulb Voodoo Curse

The Super Bowl is America’s Office Party

Sweepings from the Cutting Room Floor

People Are Stupider When I’m in a Bad Mood

A Simple Way to Start Winning More Conversations

Is it Rude to Bring Noise-Cancelling Headphones to My Child’s Birth?

Connecticut’s Obsession with Snowstorm Coverage

It Ain't Easy Being Green

I Can’t Stop Comparing My Newborn Baby to a Cat

April Fool's Day Isn't What It Used to Be

I Felt that I Belonged at Church - Until I learned I Didn’t

My Newborn Daughter Sees Ghosts

We All Need a Break from Politics

I Don't Trust My New Shoes Yet

To My Friends with Kids: Sorry I’ve Been Avoiding You

Choosing the Perfect Baby Name

What I See When I’m Inspecting My Fresh-Cut Lawn

Don’t Live Like You are Dying, Live Like You Won a Small Amount of Money on a Scratch Lotto Ticket

Dispatches from a Stay-at-Home Dad: Newborn Edition

Dad Nods: The Oddly Charming Way Other Dads Holla Atcha

Two Awards Received Twenty Years Apart

The Irresistible Satisfaction of Saying I Told You So

Baby on Board: The Surreal Experience of Driving with a Baby

8 Ways to (Almost) Make a Baby Laugh

Thin Meats and Thick Cheeses: Navigating the Deli Department

Lessons from My 6-Month-Old Baby

Not Lost in the Traditional Sense

Parenting is Grooming Me to Become a Serial Killer

If Life Flashes Before Us When We Die, I Hope it Flashes Backward

Summer Doesn’t Stop for Labor Day

A Life Hack So Stupid I Had to Try It

Packing to Travel with a Baby: Lessons in Frustration

Forgetting is the Best Part of Remembering

Let’s Change Columbus Day to Capitalism Day

Baby Peepers Loom Among Us

Outsourcing Halloween Costume Anxiety

Elections Have Consequences, Don’t Be One of Them

What It’s Like to Raise a 9-Month-Old Baby

When Expectations Confront Reality

This Year I’m Thankful for Naps

Oh Crap, I’m Middle-Aged: Why’d I Google That?

Clip Show Column 2: The One-Liner Edition

How I Became a Parenting Expert

There's Snow Place Like Home

Comparing Babies: Parents’ Favorite Pastime

Baby’s First Oscars: Lessons in Gratitude

Primary Care: My Journey from Presidential Primaries to Primary Caregiver

From Rags to Ridges: My Never-Ending Struggle to Clean Things with Grooves or Ridges

You Can Never Have Too Many Books

Why Do I Let My Nephews Hit Home Runs in Wiffle Ball But Crush Them in Mario Kart?

Something Beautiful Happened Today

Grieving the Cost of Social Distancing

No Mo FOMO: Experiencing the Joy of Missing Out

“Why is She Just Sitting There?” and Other Questions I Ask My Baby Monitor

Everybody Loves a Surprise But Nobody Loves Every Surprise - Especially Babies

It Must Be Hard Having a Small Bladder as a Mailman

Though Comedy is Often Cruel, Humor Can Unite Us

Quit Pouring Sugar in My Lemonade

The Toddler Olympics are Now Underway
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