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Tricking My Way Into Love

Tricking My Way Into Love

Feb 14, 2021Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnHoliday Humor

With a 3-week-old son, Valentine’s Day looks different.

The most romantic thing I can do is get up for the 4 AM feeding. Read More

Pushing the Reset on Holiday Traditions

Pushing the Reset on Holiday Traditions

Dec 20, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnHoliday Humor

Last year was my daughter’s first Christmas and, God-willing, next year will be my son’s first (he’s due in February).

That alone is enough to fill a cup with cheer and greatly offsets the sorrow from missing so many of our usual traditions this year. Read More

When the Holidays Don’t Feel Right

When the Holidays Don’t Feel Right

Nov 22, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnHoliday Humor

If you asked me before Mom died to guess what that first Thanksgiving would look like, I never would’ve gone with gas station meatballs eaten in the passenger seat of an idling car. Read More

Don't Call Me "Mr. Mom"

Don’t Call Me “Mr. Mom”

May 10, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnHoliday Humor, Parenting Humor

It degrades my wife (and all working moms) when people call me “Mr. Mom.”

My daughter already has a mom and she’s clearly better at it than yours if you’re saying something so stupid. Read More

What's in a Decade?

What’s In a Decade?

Dec 29, 2019Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnHoliday Humor, Musings Humor

If a typical New Year’s is the turning of a page, a decade-changing New Year’s is the starting of a new notebook. Read More

Baby's First Christmas

Baby’s First Christmas

Dec 22, 2019Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnHoliday Humor, Parenting Humor

My wife and I are at an impasse over just how big of a role Santa Claus will play in our family.

She grew up in a family where Santa gave all of the presents to the kids and I grew up in one where he gave some of the presents and my parents gave the others. Read More

This Year I’m Thankful for Naps

This Year I’m Thankful for Naps

Nov 24, 2019Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnHoliday Humor

My favorite nap is always the one I’m about to take – especially this year following the birth of my daughter Senita. Read More

Outsourcing Halloween Costume Anxiety

Outsourcing Halloween Costume Anxiety

Oct 27, 2019Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnHoliday Humor

First-year parenting decisions set your family expectations. Especially with holiday celebrations where snap decisions snowball into lifetime traditions in the blink of a Christmas tree light.

This week I’m breathing a sigh of relief because of an important Halloween decision my wife Jenny and I made: we’re a store-bought costume household. Read More

Let’s Change Columbus Day to Capitalism Day

Let’s Change Columbus Day to Capitalism Day

Oct 13, 2019Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnHoliday Humor

Christopher Columbus didn’t sail west in search of new rules of parliamentary procedure, he wanted that next spice everyone would just have to have.

His modern counterparts don’t work for NASA, they work for Frito Lay pushing out new potato chip flavors like Biscuits & Gravy. Read More

Summer Doesn’t Stop for Labor Day

Summer Shouldn’t Stop for Labor Day

Sep 1, 2019Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnHoliday Humor

Throughout my childhood and well past college, I bought into the belief that summer begins when school gets out and ends when it comes back. This pattern (at least in New England) is modeled after peak crop-growing times and roughly correlates with the passage of seasons.

Then I spent three summers in Austin, Texas (or as they call it: years). Read More

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