I recently witnessed the end of an argument between a restaurant owner and a customer. I don’t know what started the argument but I’m certain that I know who’s right: the owner.
Only idiots still believe that “the customer is always right.” Nowadays, customers are almost always wrong – especially this one. Read More
Nobody likes to feel stupid so it is infuriating when our language trips us up. I’m not talking about auto-correct or remembering which too to use, I’m talking about blatantly butchering a word and being too stupid to know.
This happens to me all the time. Read More
One of the most remarkable things about aging is that while I feel that I understand people better than I ever have before, the world itself has become more of a mystery. Read More
In the fall of 2003, it took me under an hour to load everything I owned into my truck and move to a new state. In the fall of 2019, it took me five hours to load my car for an overnight trip.
The difference?
A seven-month-old baby. Read More
Last year, I encountered a life hack video with a claim just stupid enough to catch my attention: that I’m using can openers the wrong way.
“Impossible,” I thought while clicking through to verify my mastery of simple machinery.
I was shocked – floored, really – when the video proved itself correct. Read More
Throughout my childhood and well past college, I bought into the belief that summer begins when school gets out and ends when it comes back. This pattern (at least in New England) is modeled after peak crop-growing times and roughly correlates with the passage of seasons.
Then I spent three summers in Austin, Texas (or as they call it: years). Read More
Many people believe that when we die our lives flash before our eyes. If that’s true, I hope it flashes backward.
A linear replaying would be nice, but reruns bore me. It would be way better to see everything in reverse order to offer a new perspective. Read More
It’s important to engage in honest self-reflection anytime we go through a period of pronounced change.
I recently engaged in such a self-reflection and came away troubled by how my new role as a parent has changed some of my daily norms.
Namely, I’m worried that parenting is grooming me to be a serial killer. Read More
It only took half of my first road trip as a father to find myself driving down a rural stretch of highway in a foreign country at an uncertain speed with a pocketful of money I don’t know how to spend and absolutely no idea if I’ve already missed my turn. Read More
I’ve been watching my daughter Senita carefully since she was born and today, on the eve of celebrating her six-month birthday, share a few of the lessons I’ve learned from her. Read More