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The Toddler Olympics are Now Underway

The Toddler Olympics are Now Underway

May 17, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnParenting Humor

The Summer Olympics were underway when I first met my wife Jenny. They’ve been an important part of our lives every fourth-year since.

We were sad when this year’s were postponed, but as first-time parents to a toddler, there’s no shortage of action around our house. Read More

Don't Call Me "Mr. Mom"

Don’t Call Me “Mr. Mom”

May 10, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnHoliday Humor, Parenting Humor

It degrades my wife (and all working moms) when people call me “Mr. Mom.”

My daughter already has a mom and she’s clearly better at it than yours if you’re saying something so stupid. Read More

Quit Pouring Sugar in My Lemonade

Quit Pouring Sugar in My Lemonade

May 3, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnMusings Humor

I’m not spinning my version of events to make it seem like this global pandemic is a blessing in disguise.

It’s ok to acknowledge when a situation absolutely sucks. Read More

Though Comedy is Often Cruel, Humor Can Unite Us

Though Comedy is Often Cruel, Humor Can Unite Us

Apr 26, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnSociety Humor

It took me a long time to find the courage to embrace my own vulnerability instead of going after easy targets.

Once I did, I immediately saw the value of not simply entertaining other people but connecting with them. Read More

It Must Be Hard Having a Small Bladder as a Mailman

It Must Be Hard Having a Small Bladder as a Mailman

Apr 19, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnSociety Humor

Though I don’t actually know any of my neighbors, I see enough on my walks to learn a little about their lives and let my imagination fill in the rest. Read More

Everybody Loves a Surprise But Nobody Loves Every Surprise - Especially Babies

Everybody Loves a Surprise But Nobody Loves Every Surprise – Especially Babies

Apr 12, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnParenting Humor

Everybody loves a surprise, but nobody loves every surprise.

Before we married, I made Jenny promise she would never throw me a surprise party. The very thought of everyone I know scheming behind my back makes me cringe. I don’t understand the appeal. Read More

“Why is She Just Sitting There?” and Other Questions I Ask My Baby Monitor

“Why is She Just Sitting There?” and Other Questions I Ask My Baby Monitor

Apr 5, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnParenting Humor

If an alien randomly selected my home to learn about mankind, it would believe that the baby monitor is a deity I both worship and fear.

The baby monitor is the first thing I reach for in the morning and the last thing I look at most nights. It is a constant reminder that for the next several years, I’ll rarely ever be alone. Read More

No Mo FOMO: Experiencing the Joy of Missing Out

No Mo FOMO: Experiencing the Joy of Missing Out

Mar 29, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnMusings Humor

FOMO (the fear of missing out) is natural. We all have it.

But when left unchecked, FOMO can make you miserable. That’s why, even before social distancing became the latest craze, I’ve practiced JOMO: The Joy of Missing Out. Read More

Grieving the Cost of Social Distancing

Grieving the Cost of Social Distancing

Mar 22, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnMusings Humor

I’m one of those people who have already turned the phrase “out of an abundance of caution” into a cliche. Read More

Something Beautiful Happened Today

Something Beautiful Happened Today

Mar 15, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnMusings Humor

Even in our darkest moments, there is joy.

Sometimes it’s just hard to see. Read More

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