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NASA’s Mars Landing was an Insult to Reality TV

NASA’s Mars Landing was an Insult to Reality TV

Feb 21, 2021Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnPop Culture Humor

NASA really missed the mark by focusing their coverage on science. They need to focus a little less on interstellar stars and a little more on reality stars. Read More

Tricking My Way Into Love

Tricking My Way Into Love

Feb 14, 2021Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnHoliday Humor

With a 3-week-old son, Valentine’s Day looks different.

The most romantic thing I can do is get up for the 4 AM feeding. Read More

My Son’s Birth Felt Awfully Familiar

My Son’s Birth Felt Awfully Familiar

Feb 7, 2021Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnParenting Humor

On the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century, a child was born.

My son.

We weren’t expecting him until the 35th day so the past two weeks have been a blur. Read More

Zombie Thoughts and Werewolf Premises

Zombie Thoughts and Werewolf Premises

Jan 31, 2021Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnMusings Humor

I often find myself thinking things only to realize I’ve thought them before.

This is expected when it comes to thoughts like, “this is the slowest traffic light in the world,” or “please let my daughter sleep in today,” but it also happens as I write my weekly columns. Read More

Who Needs a Mother’s Intuition When You’ve Got Technology?

Who Needs a Mother’s Intuition When You’ve Got Technology?

Jan 24, 2021Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnParenting Humor

When my daughter’s older, her incessant questions won’t be answered with “because I said so,” but rather with, “ask Alexa.” Read More

Seeing How it All Plays Out

Seeing How it All Plays Out

Jan 17, 2021Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnMusings Humor

I still follow my old neighborhood’s Facebook group.

I fully intend to leave but every time I try to, I can’t. It would be like shutting off a movie before it ends – I need to see the story play out. Read More

Living in Interesting Times

Living in Interesting Times

Jan 10, 2021Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnSociety Humor

We live in interesting times, which may be a blessing or a curse – only history will know. Read More

Pregnancy is a Father’s Training Ground

Pregnancy is a Father’s Training Ground

Jan 3, 2021Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnParenting Humor

It surprised me how intense the final month of pregnancy got last time. This time, I’m expecting it though I don’t think it’ll make things easier.

My theory is that pregnancy stages are cosmically designed as a father’s training ground. Read More

What I’ll Tell My Kids About 2020

What I’ll Tell My Kids About 2020

Dec 27, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnMusings Humor

The events of this year will undoubtedly shape my kids’ development for years.

My 23-months-old daughter hit huge milestones with very limited social interactions and my son was conceived in May, carried through the bulk of the year, and is due to be born soon in a hospital that’ll likely be under siege from a post-holiday coronavirus surge. Read More

Pushing the Reset on Holiday Traditions

Pushing the Reset on Holiday Traditions

Dec 20, 2020Chris GaffneyWeekly Discourse ColumnHoliday Humor

Last year was my daughter’s first Christmas and, God-willing, next year will be my son’s first (he’s due in February).

That alone is enough to fill a cup with cheer and greatly offsets the sorrow from missing so many of our usual traditions this year. Read More

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