My Imperfect American Flag

My Imperfect American Flag

I’ve always felt deep-seated pride when looking at the American flag. The concept of America inspires me with idealistic visions of human potential.

That’s why a wooden American flag hangs above my desk. I’ve spent a lot of time looking at it, but only recently discovered it has fifteen stripes instead of the customary thirteen. I counted them a dozen times then had Jenny count them too because math isn’t my “thing.” Read More

Most Hollywood Remakes Are Unnecessary

Most Hollywood Remakes Are Unnecessary

Many of the cartoons I watched growing up were largely repurposed for children after being created for adults.

The Flintstones was a prime-time TV show from the 1950s that got shoved into 1980s Saturday morning time slots as awkwardly as a parrot forced into a rock-carved intercom. Bugs Bunny was a beloved childhood icon, but I’m just old enough to remember him regularly drinking and smoking. Read More

Coffee Shop Perks

Coffee Shop Perks

Coffee shops are a remarkable spot in the modern landscape. I respect that they have the courage to stay open late into the night, unlike those bagel-making sissy shops that close at two in the afternoon.

Their nature is ever-changing from a hurried bustle in the early morning hours to temporary office space in the afternoon and peaceful sanctuaries at night. Read More

Toiletry Loyalty

Toiletry Loyalty

If I could make one wish for a happy couple on their wedding day, it would be that they’ve found someone who will be as loyal to them as I am to my brands of toiletries.

I don’t think my brands of toiletries are the best; I wouldn’t even necessarily recommend them. I just keep buying them because they work and are what I’ve always known. Read More

The Great Chore Divide: Spring Cleaning Tips for Lazy Homeowners

The Great Chore Divide: Spring Cleaning Tips for Lazy Homeowners

I recently learned that I do spring wardrobe cleaning wrong, which was a big surprise to me because I didn’t know I did any spring wardrobe cleaning at all.

I’ve also been told that I say that every spring.

Apparently, there are two days each year where many items of my clothing switch closets, some are thrown away, and some are even donated. I was outraged to find this out. Read More